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stupidity at its finest

May 26, 2009

Man Shoots His Own Penis to Impress Friends

All of his friends probably think differently now of 27-year-oid Lukas Neuhardt, who in an attempt to impress those very same friends, stuck a loaded handgun into his pants and pulled the trigger. He thought the safety was on. Oops. Embarrassed, the German national told emergency medical technicians that he was the victim of a mugging; however, the police doubted this story from the beginning. “Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself,” said one police source. Surgeons were able to stitch together the remains of his manhood, but Neuhardt faces up to 3 years in prison for violating Germany’s very strict gun control laws. Neuhardt is now in the running to be poster boy for the ‘Half-Cocked and Fully Loaded’ category of the Darwin Awards.

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