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Getting A Parking Ticket

August 17, 2009


Getting A Parking Ticket

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands and I went into the local
coffee shop for a snack. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out,
 there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him,
‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?’

 He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
 me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another
 ticket for having worn tires.

 So I proceeded to call him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the
 second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

 Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue…This went
 on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he
 Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
 that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that
 said, ‘Obama ’08.’

 I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.  
The doctor tells me that it’s important for my health.


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