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“Family Values” Politician Caught Describing Sex with Lobbyist

September 10, 2009

“Family Values” Politician Caught Describing Sex with Lobbyist

21238 GOP assemblyman Michael D. Duvall not only sleeps around with female lobbyists, he likes to kiss and tell.  And spank.  He REALLY likes to spank.  We know this because during a recent hearing, the Orange County politician shared his sexual exploits with a nearby Republican colleague.  Duvall was unaware that the dais microphone was turned on as he regaled his conservative friend with details of an ongoing extramarital affair.  Needless to say, he’s a Bible thumper with a wife and kids.  Pass the peas.

From OC Weekly“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday – a lot!  And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!” … Duvall – who was twice a president of the Yorba Linda Chamber of Commerce, served two terms as mayor of Yorba Linda before entering the assembly in
 2006, and is the owner of an insurance agency – continues his tale: “So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it.  I like spanking her.  She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!‘”

From CaliticsAside from Duvall’s stunning lack of tact, the story reveals possible ethical violations caused by Duvall, who is vice-chair of the Utilities and Commerce committee, apparently sleeping with a lobbyist for Sempra Energy, one of the state’s largest utilities.  Of course Duvall comes from a long, long, LONG line of Republican social conservatives who enjoy using morality to argue for denying people their rights while refusing to practice that morality themselves.  Duvall was an outspoken supporter of Proposition 8… Of course he was.  He spanks his mistress with one hand and prays to Jesus with the other.  But heaven forbid gay and lesbian Americans should be given the same rights that this outstanding Christian enjoys.  After all, that would be sooo wrooong.  (The video from KCAL9 is here.)

UPDATE:  Orange County Republican Party Chairman Scott Baugh has asked Duvall to resign.  Duvall sits on the assembly rules committee which handles allegations of member wrongdoing.  (Gasp. Snort.)  So far, the politician is refusing to step down.  He’s telling his colleagues that relationships are “private matters.”

UPDATE:  Duvall has resigned – and, he was cheating on his lobbyist mistress with a second mistress.  I’m so confused.

One Comment leave one →
  1. Paul permalink
    September 12, 2009 12:36 pm

    “Family Values” California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”. He is just another name that can be added to the list of Republican 2009 summer of love: Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), SC Board of Ed Chair, Kristin Maguire (AKA Bridget Keeney).

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